Icons

like i said i would put more icons later, and here they are.

 

put this sign on your page if ur against animal abuse!!

  

You know you live in 2012 when…

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a facebook or myspace
4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put  This one your page if you fell for this, and you know you did.

 

 

 

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “Damn … we messed up … but man that was fun”
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

 

 

 

this is sooo true for me>  

and last but not least… one of my faves

 

Annoying things to do on an Elevator

 

1)Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

 

2)Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

 

3)Meow occasionally.

 

4)Stare at another passenger for a while.Then announce in horror, “You’re one of them!” and back away slowly.

 

5)Say ding at each floor.

6)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

7)Stare,grinning at another passenger for a while,then announce: “I have new socks on.”

8)When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

9)Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “THAT’S MINE!”

10)Call out “Group Hug” then enforce it.

11)Talk on your phone in a Jersey accent, then start a new call in an Irish accent.