koney 2012

every american that reads this should go to youtube and watch koney 2012. help the cuse. you mom. 🙂  and change your FACEBOOK or this profile picture into koney 2012 with the two animals. but only if you want.

here is the pic…

here is the pictues that go with the story, sorry couldn`t get them on the other page..

Icons

like i said i would put more icons later, and here they are.

 

put this sign on your page if ur against animal abuse!!

  

You know you live in 2012 when…

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a facebook or myspace
4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put  This one your page if you fell for this, and you know you did.

 

 

 

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “Damn … we messed up … but man that was fun”
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

 

 

 

this is sooo true for me>  

and last but not least… one of my faves

 

Annoying things to do on an Elevator

 

1)Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

 

2)Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

 

3)Meow occasionally.

 

4)Stare at another passenger for a while.Then announce in horror, “You’re one of them!” and back away slowly.

 

5)Say ding at each floor.

6)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

7)Stare,grinning at another passenger for a while,then announce: “I have new socks on.”

8)When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

9)Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “THAT’S MINE!”

10)Call out “Group Hug” then enforce it.

11)Talk on your phone in a Jersey accent, then start a new call in an Irish accent.

 

incase you might not know…

They are laughing at cuz we`re idiots. We`re laughing at them cuz they just figured it out!!

Dear guys, unless ur perfect kevin, dont expect us to be barbie

Love your enimies, it pisses them off

Who ever said nothing is imposible, never tried slamming a revolving door

A friend will take you to the store to buy a pregnancy tesr, a best friend will stnd outside the bathroom door yelling “name it after me!”

A best friend is someone you can call at 2 am saying you killed someone, and they would replie: “where should we hids the body?”

People are like slinkies, basicly usless. But yet its so amusing to wtch them fal down the stairs!

All i want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar BIGGER than my head

My imagenary friend thinks u have serious problems

If ur heart was really broken ud b dead, so shut up!

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport

Not only do i fall down the stairs… i trip up them too. Now that takes real TALENT

As i was siting there thinking why frizbies got bigger as tey come closer………….. it hit me

People say hate is a strong word, but so is love, and they throw that around like its nothing

I have alot more stuff like icons and stuff, illl get to them tomorrow.

Pesmet

here is one of my favorite recipes, its called Pesmet pronounced pez-met. its a Romanian recepie i think, and works great for vegetarians. you will need olive oil, salt, water, pasta, pot, pan, cooking oil, bread crums, and sugar (optional but recommended.) 

first heat a pan with cooking oil on top. poor the quantity of bread crums that u like, and stir it until golden brown or burnt (depending on you taste buds, like if u like burnt foods.) next poor into bowl and taste i bit, careful its hot! add sugar if u want, or you can wait until u put it on your spaghetti. then but water in a pot, leaving enough room to boil, and sprinkle salt, and some olive oil. the olive oil will make the spaghetti soft and less chewy, also helps so it doesn’t stick together (i have home made so 🙂 .) after the water is boiling add spaghetti. check from time to time by trying out the spaghetti softened (or just cook as long as it says on the carton. take out the spaghetti and put as much bread crums as you like, add sugar if needed. and voila!!! there you have it. and under here is a picture of what it should look like. :);) thnx!

my guitar! …

my guitar!                                                                        …      and here is a cool thing thats 3d from our recital.                                   

 

this painting i…

this painting i had lots of help fromban amazing book (ainting watercolor lanscapes  the easy wy, terry harrison) and i like this one too

here is one of …

here is one of my better paintings, without like any photo or instructions, i saw this beautiful eagle and as like wow!! ❤ 😮

omg im like tot…

omg im like totes in the mood to tell scary stories!!

how to make home made chicken noodle soup

you will need: one large pot, 3 cleaned carrots, one cleaned parsnip (optianal) 2 chicken drumsticks raw and defrosted, white onion cleaned, salt and pepper (or parica,) 700ml of tomatoe sauce, and psley leaves. the reason that parsnip is optional is because it evens out the sweetness that carrots make, but the soup tastes best when the recepie is fallowed EXACLY i learned that the hard way.

instructions:

put carrots, parsnip, onion, and  chicken drum sticks in pot. fill the pot with water just so thereis enough room for it to boil. cook on high tempeture till boiling, then lower the heat. check with a fork to see if the parsnip and carrots seem boiled enough and take everything out excepte the water. you can throw out all the carrots and stuff. put in noodles in the still boiling water, and once the noodles are done add the spices and leaves by taste. then you can leave it to boil for like two min and then its ready to serve:)